February 2012
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What should I give up for Lent?
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Omg why can’t more people be more reliable in Senate. If someone doesn’t do their job, Brian asks me to do it and I’m not going to say no solely on me not wanting to do it. If I have the time to pick up someone else’s responsibility, so be it, Brian needs my help and I’m not going to bail on him.
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Decided to look at the “healthy” tag and it scares me how some people keep these extreme tabs on their calorie intake. Just enjoy your damn food.
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shoopity woopity woop woop.
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And so I start my search for a job.
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all these contraceptive shenans
I actually think providing contraceptives is a good thing. The Church may be against it, but the way I see it is that if more people used protection, there would be less unwanted babies, and less unwanted babies would mean less abortions. And being pro-life, I think having less abortions is pretty damn awesome.
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MAN. ALL THESE SENIORS GETTING INTO RELATIONSHIPS...
MAAAAN.
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Me: *singing*
Frances: Well, I expected less.
One time, I spent an entire day watching all the Star Wars movies. Afterwards, I genuinely tried moving things with the force.
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sonofa
Why is it that whenever I get sick, I can never get better in less than a week. Does my immune system suck that much?
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a lively milestone in my life
Mom: *gives me her credit card*
Me: Why?
Mom: To pay for your enrollment deposit.
Well guys, I’m headed to CSULB! Now to deal with the last 5 months of high school.
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me: sari, give me a funny name for my casino on tiny tower.
sari: we’re not in china, but you’ll get a lot of cha-chings.
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lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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7th grader: they died of dysentery.
groover: it’s when you die of diarrhea. it makes you lose a whole bunch of water and electrolytes in your body.
7th grader: if i had the ultimate powers, i would make it rain gatorade from the heavens.
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Mom: Before you go out, wear a thick jacket and a scarf.
Frances: Okaaaay.
Mom: Your chest is always revealing.
Me: Yeah, whore.
Mom: YEAH.
Watchglitterclash:
This video gives my life meaning